Seriously, this description alone has me dreaming of a second youth:
The wooden bodywork is sculpted from rugged 13 ply Baltic birch. The muscular stance comes courtesy of the 77.5 millimeter carnelian-core industrial grade wheels, which float effortlessly on precision bearings. Solid stainless steel axles and fasteners ensure faithful service for generations to come.
Hat tip to Swissmiss for the link.
Image courtesy of Auditorium Toy Co.